I finally have toilet paper for the first time in weeks.
Well it may please you to know this is greatly affecting my ability to participate in the karaoke thread.
Hahahaha can you imagine a friend asking for advice and he puts little unnecessary details in like that?? Hahahahhaha
And that situation is... You have precum in your pants.
If you don't eat them now they will have died in vain!
Nah i hear you. I was fooled as well.
Well there's no need for violence.
you were ready to help though. You're a good dude.
I've come to the realization I can't get drunk without a drinking buddy. I have a couple and lose interest. I dunno. Kinda sucks.
What? Who was quoted saying what? Edit: gotcha
These quotes would be more interesting in context. On their own they aren't terribly instructive, I don't think.
Do the English ever stop complaining about immigrants? You've had like two planes from Europe in like a month and that's still too much?
Forget about the fucking toe!!!!
*subtly raises an eyebrow*
Get the fuck out my cab
I’m working on it, Dr. I just need a little liquid courage. Working on that currently as well.
Haha I was way too enthused about that.
They're cool. Saw one running around in Texas once. It's awesome!
Or a younger lion challenges him. If successful the former alpha is cast out and lives the rest of his short life on his own. Heavy lies the crown eh
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