When I was little and I first heard the Rocky theme song, instead of "Getting strong now" I thought they were saying, "I eat dog chow". When I...
Ask him if he wants to experience a RED TIDE under the moon light...
creepy people can be cool...
That is extremely gay, shouldn't it have been in the gay section?
Do you think a 96 year old would be any good?
I wish I had ex's like you. I like different verieties of pussy...
I'm a guy and my girlfriend got me into it, except I pretend like I am not into it...
only if I have some A-1 steak sauce...
... have the worst breath and I like to smell it. Just kidding, but their breath does smell like ass and I have tried everything to make them...
.... dead male donkeys!
Tell her to kick that sorry motherfucker out, then you will come home. You are doing the right thing by continuing your education. Don't let him...
Take him to Mexico and sell him to one of the drug cartels for slave labor...
Some girls just can't get wet. I had this room mate that was complaining about that all the time. No matter how horny and hot for someone, she had...
I'll pray for you. What you just described sounded exactly like the Long Beach Jail. I'm gonna let you in on a little trick I do. Next time you...
years back I used to have sex with this girl I met at a punk rock bar in Long Beach. I spent the night at her house. She went to work and left me...
....but still jam to Michael Jackson. P.S, I don't think MJ is a pedophile, just a bit eccentric. He just got a bad rap from some greedy people....
Licking "the little red man in the canoe"
nope, just on my head and the white ones growing on the palms of my hands.
I don't care what they think. It's all about being self secure. I just know I hate it and got rid of it. So, "nair" away!
roflao!
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