I like all pussy, so send it over...
You are right about "The" but next time capitalize the "T" in "The" (is shows respect. "The Nova" is a very beautiful deity that I would do if she...
...then I got out of the shower, dried up, and went to work...
to me, legitimate is when "shit happens" and illegitimate is when a girl just has some stank ass doo doo hole because she is dirty. You can tell...
Put some ora-gel up your ass...
Not at all, it is a very big imagination...
Those are the best, I'd prefer not trying to break a girl of some other guys habits...
Pics or it didn't happen;)
Now that I look back, you are right. We should have left his clothes on.
You better not trick any gay men, they might open a can off whoop ass and rob you...
Is that because you are a George Bush fan? [IMG]
I was just wondering, how many members on here who claim they are femail, posting pics are actually guys. What do you think? The reason I ask is...
And how did you manage that?
I used to do it at work. I always volunteered to run the cement mixer and lean my pelvis against it. Talk about good vibration.
Dude! I'd get frustrated after 30 minutes and my upper arm and wrist would have been sore! I would have ended up taking a sleeping pill.
With ripped patches out, I love the post WW3 radiation effect...
Whack off...
I like a tiny bit of hair around the asshole, but as long as it is kept clean and not a jungle...
A womans fart smells like the womb of hell! But they are cute...
Can I see? I'll do tricks for you. I can roll over...
Separate names with a comma.