The one random act of kindness each week was my favorite, more people should try that. As far as adding something that schools don't teach;...
Tie my shoes all by myself
The media........sewage pump Tomato............tomahto
Why won't sharks eat black people? They think they're whale shit.
Yeah, stuff is cool. Welcome to the forums:)
If you're planning to get off the Earth, I suggest you take a towel because it's the most massively useful thing an interstellar traveler can...
Hey Boo-Boo, what a lover-ly day to steal some pic-a-nic baskets.
You sure they weren't Jewish?:D (I know... kinda racist,.sorry) But seriously, why do you care about this petty crap?
SHEER PANIC!!!!!!!! They all seem to act like they've never seen it before, then they forget how to drive safely while they're racing to the...
That's a tough one.:D
I'll judge him. The guy's a certifiable nut-job.:frown:
I really don't care about this woman's problem because she brought it on herself when she went to work and blabbed to everyone about her plastic...
I hear whales are supposed to be pretty big. Also, my avatar is much larger in person.
Jagermeister, Kool-aid(or gator-aid), and bat 151. It's called the "what the fuck are you look'in at?"
No syrup on pancakes....... blasphemy! You should be put in a straight-jacket.:D
lol........it's start'in to piss me off:D There's some other one's similar to this,...but I can't remember them.
Might actually be possible at some point in the not too distant future(2050 realistically). Just download your consciousness into a computer...
Well damn, ....it's about time you showed up. We were starting to worry.:icon_bs:
Hiding in my bomb shelter waiting for Y2K to destroy the Earth.:D
Yup Life's a bitch....and then you die.
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