says;.... ..The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. ...Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is...
No .... I'm not a weird-o :D
Beard and a hat,......probably the ghost of Abe Lincoln ;)
You can go pack a peck of pickled peppers for all I care....:p
Say these five times fast; Which witch wished which wicked wish Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better The sixth sick...
Fundamentalist nuts,..or the smartest people that ever lived.......only time will tell:D I'd probably miss them though, they're such a fun bunch.
The end is nigh...........for reals this time. Apparently, the followers of Harold Camping are rumored to have determined the REAL rapture date;...
I'm expecting a riot this year, because I think Jeb Bush is going to be elected president. :icon_bs:
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What's the best thing about an Ethiopian blow-job? You KNOW they're gonna swallow.
The media tells us what it wants us to know about the world's situation.
thanks for reminding me about all the nuclear radiation I'm breathing in......:(
I think someone found a set of human and dinosaur prints along side each other in the same region as these.
Did you hear about the guy who was a dyslexic bulimic? He eats, and then he sticks his finger up his ass.
..that the bird is the word?
If life gives you melons you might be dyslexic... Did you hear about the new postage stamp that promotes dyslexic awareness? It costs 93 cents
I wish I knew what the hell you were talking about, but anyways.......how does one go about this "pre-WW3 rapture" thing?
How do you know what "they" aren't telling us, unless you're one of them.
Sounds complicated. I think I'd prefer they just didn't tell me.:D
What about adding some kind of spiritual aspect to this list? I'm not recommending it, just curious if you thought about it.
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