44. Fight Club
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21. All right, gang, let's just shoot some tear gas into the diner, and then when the guys come out with the monkey, we'll... Fuckbeans. That was...
*Ahem* 2) "This new science amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain to me once again how sheeps' bladders may be used to prevent earthquakes." - Monty...
It just happened that my girlfriend is an inch or two taller than me. It doesn't bother me, except now and then she comments that she wishes I...
I was able to pay it forward once; I found a wallet in a shopping cart of a grocery store parking lot, I was able to contact the woman to whom...
Led Zeppelin - Rain Song
Girls with long hair, the smell and feel of it is intoxicating!
I garauntee that if anyone cut off my C&B I would kill them, their children and then myself, I wouldn't be able to live without my monster.
Prey was written by Michael Crichton, it is a fiction book and a complete non-reality. I suggested it because it was the second fiction story I...
You guys need to see the movie "A Mighty Wind" (total spoof on folk singers) they have this couple in there that 'worships' colors. They believe...
Anyone interested in nanotech should read the book "Prey" by michael crichton. It is a pretty fast read with little to offer by way of...
Ok, having now read the article, I must comment on two things: 1. This is indeed a great improvement, 75% up from 66.6%. 2. 75% fidelity is a...
Dude, I just laughed for like 6 minutes straight... then I wept for the future. "The class or set of allthoughts is increasingly directed and...
MORE MORE MORE!!! I'm an addict and I need my fix! I would love to see more of these horror tests! -Nine, Ten... Never sleep again.
Pretty much anything maryjaneguitargurl says is a joke, unless it's asking if you can take a joke. -Why can't we be friends?
I'm not loud, but my girlfriend definitely is. I think guys need something like an enjoy-o-meter above their heads so that the girl knows when...
I can take a joke, and I didn't mean you in particular. It's a fact that many people, men and women are angry at their parents and lash out by...
WARNING: I am dangerously close to become the foremost advocate for open communication. I highly suggest letting him know exactly why you want...
"Get another one so she'll forget about the first one" "Do something worse so she'll forget about it" Yeah, you could listen to these...
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