sorry i just blew my nose inside your vagina
is as annoying as a turd that want flush down the toilet
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what are you talking about?
has a 8 and half inch sparkling light candy red butt plug named "all the way"
the best part of you drooled down your moms legs when the condom broke
filet mignon with a root beer
yo moma is so fat that she plays hop scotch with the states!
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that's pretty crazy. Ill never forget one time when i tripped while staying with my family at the beach. It was like 4 in the morning and all a...
Good idea and thought!
Give your self a "stranger". Sit on your hand for 12 and a half minutes and then masterbate with the hand you sat on and it will slow your...
Ahhhhhhhhhahahahaha. Ok, you would think that its fake because it didn't bloody her face ,brake a nose or anything like that. I mean come on, its...
It could be a scam!
Never fear, the anal master is here! Look, there's a number of ways you can go about this but it actually sounds like to me that your headed in...
This thread has really made me realize how much love i have for yall, yall are the best!
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