Sounds fun!
Really? OMG I can make my boyfriend quit wearing condoms! Haha. Kidding.
Eraserhead+ketamine+creepy dog that won't leave me alone=melting into a couch. Not in a good way.
haha seriously.
Got eaten by a bear.
You got hooked to snorting ashes. Eventually you began robbing people's homes in hopes that they would have an urn or two lying around. You were...
I had a lucid dream like a week or two ago... I accidentally drove my car into a large body of water (possibly a river...) and was like no fucking...
I don't understand women and I am one. But I don't understand men or children or really much of anything. So that's that. Now I guess I will just...
I definitely do agree that there are certain situations where abortion is and isn't necessary or appropriate. Like you said, I think it is really...
Your hockey skates took on a life of their own. They tied you down with their laces and slit your throat with their blades. Yikes. What a way to go...
You really should talk to a doctor. If you don't have the means through your healthcare, then do so through planned parenthood. They will give you...
Got stabbed by a unicorn.
I can live with that. :P BBAD was mistaken for a child molester and got thrown off a cliff by an angry mob of suburbian mothers.
(cackles like the wicked witch of the west) Poppies.
You died of a multivitamin overdose.
Lately I have been having the craziest dreams. Most are not the kind of dreams that are in pictures (or at least not that I remember when I wake)...
A coconut fell on your head. You were not killed by this, though you were knocked unconscious. When the coconut fell on your head, it broke open...
haha, that's probably why I hated it. I have NEVER found a story described as a "coming of age story" that I liked. I don't know why. Just can't...
Choked while pretending to give a banana a blow job..
Oh, oops, you said exactly what I did... That was a response to the poster above you. I am not being a bitch and hating on your response.
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