I wasn't aware there was a humor forum. Why wasn't I informed (in-FORUMED... bad pun)? I am a comical genius. I can copy and paste things from...
What are you talking about? You can't be serious.
You didn't do anything to be guilty about and you didn't do anything stupid. I do way worse than you do, both physically and on the computer. It...
Almost all teenager guys masturbate. I masturbate alot....... without shame :D Its easy enough to justify. Just say you get natural urges and...
A high matinence woman is a woman who demands that you buy her lots of expensive things and spends a ridiculous amount of time and money making...
I didn't change religions unless you consider religion to be " A cause, principle, or activity pursued with zeal or conscientious devotion." in...
I always get all the weirdos when I try to find someone to cyber with so I don't do it anymore and I haven't in a long time. One girl was like...
That was ridiculous.
Now its 6 or 7 times in the past 24 hours. I can't remember. I think the warm weather is making me horny or something.
My parents never told me what their religion is. My family is very detached and we don't talk to each other much. My mother and sister are...
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I think Nietzsche said God is dead (and yes I did read it in Thus Spake Zarathustra) because God has all the qualities of a dead person. I agree...
I don't remember ever seeing anybody do that here.
The girl a guy wants a relationship with and the girl a guy wants to have sex with should be different people Maggie. Its because we don't want...
I've masturbated 5 times in the past 24 hours.
I do sometimes. If I take off my clothes I feel the need to masturbate.
I think Jesus should be king of the hippies.
Left wing is humanitarian and right wing is anti-humanitarian. Simply, liberals believe that people should help each other because they can't help...
It depends if you are using the real definition of patriotism or the definition the fascists have created. You can love your country and try to...
The world is not black and white: its two shades of grey.
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