A toenail.
Refuses not to wear a bra.
Tried to sell me a used condom.
Can regurgitate his own spleen.
Doesn't know I'm a girl.
Once punched a baby.
The extended earlobes are associated with wisdom and enlightenment...I think...that's why Buddah has them.
It's a matter of opinion.
Found a magic lamp and got three wishes; subsequently wished for a million more wishes and got well and truly smoted by a pissed of genie.
held delicious wine. However, this happened to be somewhat problematic as Fred's father was devoutly opposed to alcohol, and seeing as the jugs...
I can see all the particles in the air.
Women look best when they think they look best.
Too-big jeans, white dress, crazy patterned waistcoat, flannel shirt, holey tube socks, filthy trainers, and flower clip in my hair, all of which...
Cat in his sig got so sick of being put on the floor that it scratched his face open and the blood loss made him pass out and drown in his bowl of...
It's really pretty. Did you design it yourself?
I second that motion!
Do they feel better yet?
A salt and vinegar chip.
Can't leave a room unless he touches everything in it 64 times.
I dreamt I was watching the news and there was a story about a ship full of asbestos that couldn't land anywhere because it was too toxic. Then it...
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