Lived a freak, died a fool.
Spies on weekly rave in forest, muttering bitterly about how he wasn't invited.
Curses! Found out! Poster above me is extremely sexually aroused by spider monkeys.
Eats rubber ducks for fun.
Tried to kill an old man with a rusty spoon.
Once ate yellow snow
Died with the immortal last words: "Hey! Wanna see how long I can hold my breath for!"
Accepts spam as a valentines day present every year
Extremely witty
Well, it still happens now. Like if I'm eating lunch next to someone and they have a yoghurt or a banana, they don't even have to offer it to me,...
Oh noes! An internets battle has brokenz out!
I know...it's strange. Particularly as I seem to have been born without a self preservation instinct, so I'm not scared of anything that could...
That made me chuckle ;)
Stalked George Michael for 12 years.
No jokes. My feet actually feel as if they've just detached from my body and floated away. They're actually not even there anymore... This is...
[IMG] Your hair makes me smile (for the right reasons). It's cool to be a shadow.
Wishes he had AIDs so he could fit in.
Yo momma.
I was (and still am) scared of yoghurt and bananas.
A toothbrush with toothpaste on it
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