Sex with an alien might be weird. Or not.
Greetings and welcome Mr. Les!
Welcome Gangster! Hope you enjoy your visits here!
Flattery will get you everywhere and everything.
I'm a danger - only to myself.
Always! Wait, does that mean I'm safe?
The calm before the storm?
Something is obviously wrong. I suggest you gently and patiently talk to her about your concerns. Easier said than done I know, but if she has an...
I felt old when I was 11. Some 4 odd decades later, I feel like a kid.
Breathing makes me happy.
Welcome Brit!
Welcome and have fun!
As long as you're content...
There are plenty of opportunities to practice still.
I feel unappreciated or unloved when I am ignored or dismissed by others when I express my feelings or thoughts.
One spoonful or two?
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Take plenty of vitamins and electrolytes.
Elvis is great, but Lisa Marie's performance rider is outrageous. Just sayin'.
Elvis weaved a spell over you. I'm partial to Betty.
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