Oh fuck off
The assistant manager was doing the writing for myself and the manager, and his hand was sore at the end!
Another time I was fired, everything had to be written down during the exchange between me and the manager. So it took about three times as long...
Let's see if people here are humble enough to talk about their experiences of being fired. And let's not get too distracted by my own stories - I...
She said the reason was because my cock was too long and that it could injure her. I said that I wouldn't push it in all the way and she still...
The other time was when I was securing a house to rent. After visiting the auctioneer of the town I was about to move to, I ended up getting a...
Has anyone here made the mistake of dealing with a middle man regarding an ongoing issue, only to realise that when there's a disagreement later...
Welcome to my world!
I had her brush her teeth though before I kissed her.
Okay horny perv, here are the details. I decided to go with a girl on the website who had photos 'unverified'. She just looked really nice, and...
I got a good look at her genitalia alright and it seemed fine!
Did you mean to say "what did you do with her?" or "tell me all of what you did with her?"
Finally visited a hooker recently. Anyway when I arrived at the place, the curtains were completely drawn and she had her bedside lamp...
have you tried it yet?
Hands free?
If it were Taylor I'd probably cum before she'd even get the strapon attached! [ATTACH]
So would she say something like "you better do those dishes or I'll bend you over and fuck your little ass"?
Very funny.
1. to be able to get revenge on a few individuals who did me wrong 2. to fine a job that I love doing 3. to be pegged by a woman without feeling shame
Ever have that moment when you know you're about to say something stupid, and for some reason you go ahead and say it anyway, even though you know...
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