'No fap kit' to help users give up 'self-pleasure'
Just find something else to fill your time. Every time you feel like clubbing your seal, go for a walk or play video games.
Salmon
I second that...
I just laughed so hard,my wife asked if I was looking up "Screaming lady and cat" memes again.
That made it worth spilling the coffee :D
Your Gerber?! I feel your pain.
Spilling coffee on your keyboard and important documentation.
I do take ambien about once every 2 to 4 months, but not for this sleep disorder. If it gets worse, I'm just going to sleep in a spare bed. I...
Trying to go back to sleep. I've had REM sleep behavior disorder for a while, but in the last year or so it's been getting worse - 2 episodes...
Some people are just more inclined to investigate and keep their minds open to many possibilities!
I believe the captain's log is classified. As for the rest of the crew, I don't have a good answer.
At least they have something to put on their resumes. That's a good thing.
Did I use it correctly?! Lol!
And Bob's your uncle.
Anyone said, "lorry" yet?
All we need now is a way to travel backward in time!
The only reason that I could ever think of to cause me to wish to be young again would be so that I could study archeology. Then this would...
I guess we could prove or disprove if we went back far enough to witness the formation of the first signs of life, and maybe fast forward through...
You really never know the truth about anything unless you witness it yourself. Actually, after years of studying psychology, I don't think you...
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