If you read that article, it seems like everything you do is illegal. Apparently the man and the panhandler broke about a dozen laws....
Goodness...that sounds good...as much Tuna as I eat, I should've been glowing in the dark a long time ago...but most of the Tuna I eat comes from...
Actually controls the lightning that I want to strike me from her secret bunker deep inside Mt. St. Helen's
[IMG] General Sam Houston
Doesn't the woodchuck chuck wood?
Exactly-if it walks like a duck, looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's a duck! DUH! If a guy doesn't like vaginas, he's not straight-it's...
Stole the panda from the zoo and is now an international fugitive
Quesadillas-para mi! [IMG] A banana split
Secretly wants to give me her pickles that are much more palatable
Y'all be's talkin' about that?
Fantasizes about pickles eating puggy ;)
[IMG] Two people in love
Doesn't realize that I already have a big collection of his pickle bottles
Walks around with empty pickle bottles and wears a sign that says, 'I be's gettin' mah snack on!'
[IMG] Saturn
Screw the drugs-sounds like he was diabolically possessed-wouldn't surprise me.
What are these amounts under the names? What do they indicate?
Exactly-you know, I'm basically a pacifist, and I believe in avoiding violence as much as possible-but if I was a cop and arrived on the scene to...
Is actually a Swiss Guard in disguise
Unfortunately, that's very true
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