soft
Ugly American transvestites fly to beautiful Holland to smoke hashish and buy wooden swords.
Ugly American tourists fly to beautiful Holland to smoke hashish and by wooden shoes.
You were molested by the Village People at the YMCA.
steep = pests
feather
pants
You are posting on the forums from a parallel universe, which you were trapped in when your plane got lost in the Bermuda triangle during WW2.
are there still pyramids in Egypt?
steak = asset
stake = cakes
radio
You contracted VD at a Sasquatch orgy.
train
stare = takes
true You have been a guest on the Jerry Springer show more than once.
aren't the Klingons just humans in makeup?
scrap = paces
ships
You traveled back in time and convinced the Mayans to end their calender in 2012, just to fuck with everybody in this time.
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