Red, will you please not do that ever again? If you died in a drunkedn motorcycle crash I'd be really sad.
I have totally picked up your mom jokes from my boyfriend. He and his friends started doing it as a joke because your mom jokes are so lame, but...
My virginity?
Kindof a ping-pong paddle-looking thing, with holes drilled in it to cut down on wind resistance. (And yes, it leaves polka dots on my ass.)
Yeah, thank heck we have me around to not even know what "polite" means. Guys who are drummers get -5 points because boy drummers tend to smell...
That is weird. Have you been hanging out with her recently?
*wink* Good. More fun that way. Mine: For the longest time, I thought I might be rotten and evil inside. Turns out I'm not, but I was pretty...
I will say this: I imagine playing basketball would be more difficult.
I also love when a guy grabs my hair and forces his cock so deep in my throat that I choke on it...I instinctively try to pull back but he holds...
Well if Cuff, Narc and Top are going to weigh in then I am too. We have our own posse. We should have a gang sign or something. So definitely...
What, there's no table to bend you over?
Every freakin' time I see this thread I think it's dirty talk for a minute, and then I remember that everyone's actually just innocently saying...
Holy shit, that's fucking great, Top! That sounds like an awesome conversation. I"m incredibly psyched. Has he actually followed through by...
It just...it looks really creepy to me. Like a torture device. I can't imagine having it inside me. Ew.
I'm on the pill. I actually agree, I don't like medication, but there's just no way around it that works for us. IUD freaks me out; diaphragm...
After he's done, keep it in your mouth while you use a vibrator on yourself - then swallow just as you're about to cum. ;)
Imaginary guys for me. Right now I've got this older guy, like late 40s, who keeps making an appearance in my fantasies.
That seems reasonable.
It's funny, that same strategy also works to break into other people's houses.
Can't we just have a polyamorous relationship?
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