Old style pilsner and face bites for all!
Everyone gets hornier when it's cold out. This is my horny month. Oh, and next month, that one too. And possibly the one after that.
Holy shit, Yeal's given us solid proof! ...that he's a retard. Seriously, you're 28? I would give you the benefit of the doubt if you were 14 -...
Jesus, you are going to make a million dollars in tips honey.
Some people don't love touching other people. Weird. I'm really touchy.
Yeah, that sounds about right.
French veils rock: http://mcrosby.blogspot.com/2007/09/veil.html
I'm always deadly horny when I'm hung over. I cannot get enough sex. And I always want to do really kinky things when I'm hung over, too. I...
Oh, I'm sorry Bella. You must feel terrible. But screw UNR, I didn't like them anyway. You'll get in somewhere else and it'll turn out to be a...
Veil, because I'm going to go pretty traditional for my wedding.
So it's more of a matter of you being in a small town than in Thailand. And of course in small towns in America you can't get any decent ethnic...
BTW, KC's mom is totally easy.
I'm sperm. How're you today, beautiful?
I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue. When I was like ten I thought it would impress boys so I spent AGES teaching myself how....
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