Rock has unbelievable abs, I definitely nominate him as leader of the Chippendales.
Whew.
I know, it's totally weird, but that's sorta the point of the internet, right? You don't know any of us, so it's a safe place to be honest....
To be fair, the only thing you've said here that sounds a little gay is that you "got this feeling," like when you're hanging out with a hot guy....
I draw the line at manatees, personally. I mean, that's just gross.
Wow, that is the weirdest question I've seen all day.
You sell vibrators?????? That's like Fitzy announcing "Oh, I hadn't bothered to mention it but I'm a congressman." THIS IS INFORMATION THAT IS...
Hee! Yes, you definitely should. ...so give us a review of the vibrating panties! Do they do the job? Are they quiet enough? Do they feel...
Oh! Sorry - you didn't sound like you understood it. (Sorry...you didn't, though.) Can I ask what college you went to? Have you read...
I know a guy who did what Red did...he said it took the edge off because at least he was smoking something. I wouldn't worry about it.
If I'm remembering right, I've even asked you about them before, yeah? I think you told me they weren't really that loud. I envy your toys. We...
Sigh. I have to do everything myself. It's how someone would look if they were trying to wink with a dick in her mouth. Ta-dah!
Neo, there's an awful lot of studies on this. I've read a ton about it myself. I know, at first it seems like "No way, that sounds stupid." But...
You tell him, Janja.
It does look like my team is in the distinct minority here, Red. May want to take that under consideration.
;) (see? It's back!) wait... ;0 better
Ahem: blowjobs are still fair game. Otherwise I have nothing to talk about.
A robot vampire death cat with lasers on its head?! Jesus.
Ew, Newports.
I know, gross, blowjobs.
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