I'm sorry. I mistyped. I should have said "Get a life, you lazy ass Texan!"
Do you find your asshole to actually stay open at times?
It's called P-A-R-E-N-T-I-N-G More "parents" should try it.
Get a job you lazy ass Texan.
Have fun, twink!
Why do all the best ones leave and all the whiney fucks stay. Disgusting
Let the boy go. It saves me from banning him.
I'm going to climb up a 50' Blue Spruce and masterbate on the heads of the onlookers!
I will be sending you something very special!
I shall call you Trish the Dish from now on.
And now it's time for you to fuck off you nutless fuck.
You need to lose about 3 feet off the bottom of that thing then it would be devine.
I don't like Santa. Never did. Last time I saw him I kicked him in the nuts and yelled at him, "That's for not bringing me a Polly Pocket last year!"
Now that's an intelligent, worldly man.
You must have a monsterous asshole! How did you condition it for such a slutty feat?
Reserved is what they call it now?
You are the Village People's cop, right?
Don't start planning it now, Forest.
Are you a member of the Villiage People?
And yet all 3 are too fucking stupid to supply you with any food.
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