has a VHS of ronald reagan and leslie nielsen having sex
makes their own porn on an etch-a-sketch
go to a club and ask the 10 hottest couples if you can fuck them. i bet you never get past 5
i don't keep microwave food or snacks in my house because i would be fat if i could go and eat food from the fridge when i wanted can't have...
oh and re:the OP That was the worst thing about Holland for me, the nightshops close at 1, even in the city centre and if you need something you...
not so good now. headache and hungriness. and i don't want to go outside again for food because i'm pissed. and i don't want to cook because I'm drunk
To be fair to the Dutch, because noone followed their lead in the social experiment of tolerance so it made Amsterdam into a mecca for drugs which...
My interpretation of Bruce Lee's philosophy is that nothing exists in isolation and can only defined by it's relationship with the world
“You may rob the Three Armies of their commander, but you cannot deprive the humblest peasant of his opinion.” Confucius
having a 75 year old penis in my ass is pretty terrifying where i'm sitting
I've never really listened to 'the the'
US Fox News scares me. It's basically a big advert for itself. Lots of Americans seem to take it seriously though, and this whole 'we are not the...
The Jackson 5
i remember mase. some of his lyrics were good but he couldn't rap at all
if it makes you feel any better my future and past selves are jealous of me right now too :D
the castle one is really good I don't like the other ones to be honest
I like Japanese Kawaii when it has an element of evil in it, like Mari Chan [img] I do like cute animals of course, but I don't understand the...
Anal-ize this Citizen Kanal Assed of the Mohicans
tsssss aaaaahhhh
I currently have 3 weeks living away from my girlfriend, it sucks because we spend pretty much all of our time together, we've been together about...
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