Dammit I'm too slow!!! But I would've said water.
I am sorry about your mother and I hope she is able to better her health. I also fear you are being dramatic, but I sense that is part of your...
So wise. So very wise.
welcome :)
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Orange juice with a beer chaser?
Oh Tazer you get overly attached to everyone. How many times do I have to tell you to get off of my leg!!!
By "they" do you mean the chickens, or gorillas or now apparently the gophers. I'm concerned.
By telling you what to do. See, I've done my part!
Tazer, we are going to need you to start eating all the seagulls now. This impending war must be averted. Do your part.
The shit will surely fly then! It would be disasterous.
I'm going to need to get a gun. Or check on the chickens more. Sneaky bastards!
Oh you will get a reply to anything here....and the sillier the better. I love the sense of humor around here....there are some very funny and...
Touche! Lol Ya, I figured that my insecurities/jealousy issues played into it but I imagine there are others out there who don't stuggle with...
Fair enough. Allthough for the record I love steak. :) lol
I like dirty talk during sex....I like hearing the moans and groans...and I get more aroused when my partner tells me how good it feels or better...
Oh you must be heartbroken....if only you were still just a stranger to me so I could console you with a BJ. But I guess a firm handshake and a...
I honestly just don't get it. I'm not judging anyone that does this but I just can't wrap my head around the idea of my spouse or partner wanting...
That's true. I don't consider you a stranger. Strange maybe...but not a stranger ;) lol. Plus I think you're involved with Willy...I've seen some...
Geez...you boys are dirty birds! I did this only twice in my life...once was my early 20's when I was drunk at a bar and the guy was hot! We...
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