wheres the "salad toss" on your list of favorite things?
ill slap chop your face, bitch >:[
if you're going to do vodka do goose and maybe cranberry juice if you're going to do whiskey try rye whiskey (crown royal, canadian club) and...
dont give me that face.
id drag her out of my house and leave her on the curb, but thats just me.
you prob should brush up on your sex skills
Well considering Jesus would actually have been born sometime around April, I would imagine there are alot of holes in the whole "Christmas" story.
awesome troll bro
chaffing dude, chaffing
LOL perfect for adam to get those texting muscles in order
lmao, hey dont try to discourage my new regime!
Beast mode
I did 3 push ups then killed a protein shake THEN texted everyone i know about it
I have a pair of huge round balls you can look at, enhancer
I believe you asked me
well at least you have a year, my buddy just got laid off from a 70k a year job with 2 weeks notice.
fuck all that
Picture paragraphs unloaded, wise words being quoted, peeped the weakness in the rap game and sewed it. One of the best ever :P
I see you up there, quoting 2pac
Who? Uncle Drunk Panty Sniffer?
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