Big earthquake Aug. 7th this year. Molepeople told me. Mole people and homeless people are distant cousins.
Yeah, it's the sudden surge of testosterone.
Makes me look like a cop. Weird how it doesn't show up until like a 1/2 hour later. Right about the time you're supposed to go out somewhere.
Kind of early to tell.
No, see Annie, that's the problem; you actually can. Sometimes without even realising that's what you're doing.
the only thing I learned from my parents was the less you expect from people the better you'll get along.
anybody else ever notice; if you have a beard for awhile and you shave it off, your face swells up and you look like you have down syndrome for a...
I may have to get two, just to be safe. actually, I'm pretty sure an eyepatch would just make me look like a clumsy dork.
lol! I just shaved mine off not ten minutes ago. Was actually going to make a thread about it when I saw this one. I look like a dork.
Caught somebody's dog pissing on my tent at a Dead Show. What really pissed me off is that it's asshole owner was on the other end of the leash...
I love my hands. Really. it's not just about the sex either.
If something pops into my head, I have to post it. Those are the rules.
I'm pretty sure it's me, but I thought I was getting away with it.
I think what he's saying is "If a tree falls in a forest, where will the squirrels live?"
I'm pretty sure this is the way Nature intended the world to be. Where did we go wrong?
At what they're charging for drinks and popcorn in the theatres these days? A baseball bat's cheaper. And you can use it over and over and over....
When I went to see Terminator III there were these two guys in the front row doing a Mystery Science Theatre type of thing (commenting on the...
Hi strangedoll. I don't know of any communities offhand that are specifically designed for people with mental iiness but there are a cpl links to...
It's all right there in the Gospel of St. Anchovie of Pesto.
Pizza is the food of the gods! I'm not kidding, look real close at a picture of the Last Supper.
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