What do you call a cow that's masturbating? Beef Stroganoff.
when the winds were high and the
momma's sweet Christmas pudding after a few
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an eternity but then suddenly stopped and
OH COOL! Thanks for quoting me! ;) As far as the wave/particle paradox goes...WTF?!? I was taking quantum mechanics, and I asked the teacher...
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trying to do a jig, I fell
Find a guy you feel comfortable with (preferably one who you know is gay or bi) and try it out. See what happens. As Ms. Frizzle would say, (lolz)...
Eh...I lived in Australia. Foreign exchange. Schooling there was terrible. Maybe because you were older, it didn't affect you, but I wouldn't want...
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Fuck. Just broke up with someone who, it turns out, was using me. Wish he was dead.
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1. Missed a class 2. Cursed the heavens 3. Found out my white blood cell count is low, meaning that I am immuno-compromised. ...not necessarily...
I've heard that you really have to be careful bending it too far down. Apparently, part of it can separate from the body...It sucks! (no pun...
Massage is good. Learned some cool techniques from a professional. Spreading from the center, hands going out to opposite shoulder and lower back...
Thanks Leviathan.
My brother just died. I found out - wow, that hour just went by really fast - about an hour ago. He was older than me by 5 years. He overdosed...
Well, for everyone who has some...experience...What little (or BIG ;) ) things do you do during sex to make it better? What techniques have worked...
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