..... and pints and pints of priest's cum running outta the brutalised bums of chubby little altar boys with angelic faces. :angel:
*Would the penny finally drop for credulous Bible programmed Americans; would they finally twig that something is drastically amiss, if this list...
Me, a name you call yourself..
doh!!
Pumping the ol' Purple-headed Custard Chucker can be fun, with just a little bit of imagination. Try tying one hand's arm to the bed head - keep...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IqH3uliwJY"]YouTube - Cherry Poppin' Daddies - "Zoot Suit Riot" (original video)
(Sighs exasperatedly) Fer fuck sake! Jesus is a vegetation God and his followers worship and eat him every Sunday. Where the fuck else could I put...
It sure beats what awaits us in God's celestial Auschwitz if the Abrahamic religions are right. Their God is manifestly the most criminal, vile,...
If she gets clucky and wants you for a lifetime mate, there is a 100% chance she will get pregnant on the pill.
I wholeheartedly agree. Because - if it exists - it is patently obvious there is nothing but unbelievable bad in the Biblical afterlife. I believe...
........God. Nothing but a jazzed up version of the dying and rising VEGETATION GODS from the hoary old days of yore. This childish...
Coconuts, Kiddo, Coconuts.
You mean 52nd state, doncha? Australia became America's 49th state back in the year I was born - 1942.
My apologies then. :blush5:
What if I put my old army uniform on, would that make me more appealing? It wouldn't fit over my beer gut now, mind you. Funny, but unlike you,...
Yair...good lookin' ****, aren't I ?!!
My fucken oath it is!.....interesting story; I got the same bed in Delmont Hospital to detox in that Barry H had when he detoxed.
They need bringing back to earth now and then. The poor blimp-headed buggers too often get their ambitions mixed up with their abilities. ;)
Find a bottle/jar with the neck the same circumference as your erect cock. Fill with blowflies then insert the ol' beef bayonet....:dizzy2::dizzy2:
DonĂ½ worry, Dyna. They couldn't beat the poorly armed Pygmies in Pyjamas. Not to mention struggling mightily to beat many other Hottentots,...
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