Try to take a shit before he plows you in the ass.
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With all due respect, I think this pretty much sums it up, doesn't it?
I've watched pornos that started out this way :).
Is there a call-sign or code-word or anything like that which has been established to allow another party to know that you're interested in a get...
Getting hard right now.
Wake up in the middle of the night and blow a nut. That should take care of the wake-up morning wood.
WOW. One of the best parts of getting up in the morning is having that boner.
In our case, I can say the female orgasm is more powerful. I can say that because when I'm inside my wife and she is cumming, that pussy clamps...
Nothing wrong with small titties. Be proud of them and let them puppies breath a little.
You've been with her for 4-months. You don't want to watch a "girlfriend" fucking some other dude, you just want to see this girl fucking some...
Think about it. You ever tasted someone's load? I can't imagine there are too many females in the world who are just looking for the next load...
I masturbate only because I love to cum.
... yea and then you woke up.
... if you're referring to the expression, it is in fact, Pete's sake, not Peter's sake.
Sorry dude, but that's just messed up.
Don't be too impressed with yourself. She made herself cum by rubbing her clit, not by you licking her asshole. There's no physical ties between...
What enjoyment could one possibly get from an enema? I never understood how shitting all over the place could/does turn someone on.
I never understood the obsession with the size of your penis. Use it and stop analyzing it for Pete's sake.
Listen, I know, different strokes for different folks, but this is just f*cked up in my opinion. Eating your goo from you wife's **** is fine....
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