I'd like to rasberry your bottom.
It never seems to fit over my boner :(
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Yes.
Yeah, there is nothing like biting and sucking that reddened marshmallow on the end of the stick and taste the white creamy filling as it spills...
You guys are faggots.
She probably burned the lingerie and pissed on the ashes so she can't return them to you anyway.
So, are you going to enslave this person or what? I think you would be the ultimate entertainer. Who wouldn't want to eat at your place?
My penis bends at a rather sharp angle to the right. You don't know what that is like.
This post pleases me.
I actually really enjoy smoking but I am not addicted and I avoid addiction by never smoking when I really want to. I will not judge a smoker but...
How far are you from ontario?
I feel like you already know me, and yet we just met.
Can we get some animated puking action please?
I have never had a real friend before. I want to cry.
I think I would enjoy blubbering and slobbering and spending my last days fed through a tube and babied.
I think a druken whore would be far more appropriate.
Steeellaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Canada is the land of the devil. I mean that with the greatest earnesty.
I don't know why someone would even ask such a question. Every household should have one. :rolleyes:
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