How do you know when your partner has gained too much weight? When they sit on your face and you can't hear the stereo.
I started a new diet. It is called the Whiskey diet. I have been on it for 3 weeks and already lost 3 days.:)
Anyone go see this? When it first started I wondered what I was doing there. Then it started to get funny. I was laughing out loud in the theater!
Acid, don't you think after 11 years (which is longer than most couples last) that I would know if she was or not. Maybe too much acid?
IMMY you're correct. We have been together 11 years 47 and 18. But, I didn't forget that we have been married 9 years and I know I can get into...
Bottlefed thanks for the reply. We are in it forever. Wish most people could have what we have but then it wouldn't be special.
My wife is half my age. 29/58. No one thought we would last but it has been 12 1/2 years and going GREAT! If it was meant to be then so be it!
Very best friends of the Bush family. They were even in the oil business together. When the Trade Towers were bombed Air Flight was stopped in our...
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That's because there is BIG money in WAR. Greed and War go hand in hand.
I just saw an IOU fly out. LOL
How'd you get that turkey to sit on your head? [IMG]
where's your bra
It's getting smaller
An American was on the beach in France trolling for hotties. After a couple of hours with no takers the American asked a Frenchman what could be...
Calgirl; that's funny. Wish mine did.
What IS that?
Amen to that Ivory
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