You just had to bring "ass" and "push" into it, didn't you? And I had to bring ""push" into it" into it, didn't I? I don't know who's getting...
say what the fuck are we doing
bump from mescaline, wish I had a joint, though.
be told, I never was a great
le Mouton boom boomseouir? *giggles and hits you with a pillow dressed in just bra and panties*
Oh, you *flops hand*
You're kidding, right?
Fuck knows what any guy has planned when he sees a pretty girl? A little tip: It's always the ones you don't expect. That photographer...
I will pretend to like all the stupid shit you like if you let me do sexy things to you. Deal? That's what people really say to each other in...
Funny thing is, I threw you a curveball in your own game and you dropped it.
Oh, were we playing a game? Sorry I hadn't noticed, I've been out living my life and expanding my consciousness instead of being cooped up inside...
Never had, never will have. I see my life through my eyes, my mind selects the frames it wants to remember. It has never occured to me to...
My pick up line is something I use to tow cars.
Yes, play along. He may have been playing with you to produce the desired effect for the photograph. If a man is looking at you, he is looking...
I once made a pizza with a stilton stuffed crust! Pure decadence.
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French kissing isn't kissing. No, wait... isn't french. That's it.
I believe you can. I think the only milk you can't make cheese from is donkey milk. How crushing is it to know that you'll never have donkey cheese?
Fractal Penis Mathematician That wouldn't be entertaining at all without the word penis in the middle. Something to think about in these times...
Or just stand there and wait long enough.
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