I think everybody here already knows how I feel about giving head. It's the submissive aspect of doing it that turns me on the most. The strange...
The only problem I have is keeping my back teeth from scraping when I take it all the way down.
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It sounds like you guys have some pretty serious issues.
What?
I think that song, and the one about his girlfriend putting a venomous snake in his underwear drawer, are the funniest.
Weird Al: Biggest ball of twine in minnesota
Put the fucking lotion in the basket!
I believe everything I read.
Wouldn't it be easier to just type the shit correctly, rather than finding a new way to spell every fucking word?
I once heard about a pregnant woman who had cum cravings.
Me, T-Bone, and Captain Catfish are going to have a Thanksgiving threesome.
I love you T-Bone!
Sorry, T-Bone isn't exactly my type.
I drank cum from a shot glass once. [img]
Hot tub party? I'm down.
Yesterday, the bathroom at work.
escort-finder... ... nice
Do you guys think it would be a turn-on if I cuff myself to the headboard tonight and wait for Stephen to come to bed? Thinking about this shit...
Everyone I know is horrified by the idea of letting their husband or boyfriend do that.
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