Actually I knew that but had a slight brain fart!
Plastic explosive carefully placed in a silly putty egg.
Drops monsterous 14" poop log from this morning.
Because there is not a cloud in the sky...... Got hair pie in my eye. Why do birds siiiiiiing so gay?
Is that a poet's metaphore?
I can't rate you. All I see is your face.
First question is first: Are you a poet?
My contribution to the world of spam. [img]
Poetry, in and of itself, is gay! Doesn't matter who the author is.........it's gay.
What exactly is spam and where can I acquire some spamming lessons?
I'd surgically implant a voice box in my rectum so that I could talk out my ass and not be held accountable for stupid things it says.
To match their peculiar smell. Why does my ass itch during harvest?
I'd give myself bigger balls. Metaphorically speaking.
Is there a reason why cigarettes are called faggots in England? Just wondering.
You are a silly, imaginative little girl, ain't cha?
I may have very well just fallen in love with you due to that response!
*removes blunder buster from little girls hand as she proceeds to scamper away* I don't harm little girls!
SKS, scope off, from the hip, nuts first.
That author is a gentleman, a scholar and a genius. I couldn't have said any better.
I think when Mr. Peanut is gone, I think Mrs Peanuts wants to become Mrs Licious! ;)
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