Mea culpa. But I'm still gonna fuck with ya...
Honey, I don't mean to insult, it's just my nature. If you need me to simmer down, just say so. I can level with you but, if I remember, you...
My mouth is closed, lady locks, and it is filled with a rubber ball... but my fingers do the talkin' and until my Master ties them down, I'm gonna...
Fuck yeah! She speaks the truth... she speaks the truth... Bend ova sista 'cause the flogga' gonna' getcha'!
Aha! It seems you are getting a little angry. Alas, I'm fine with that. I've got a gift. It's called Buzzy and it will chatter your teeth with...
Whose being nasty - me or Trishkafishka? And, if I might add, TF (short for trishkafishka) has a point. Guys don't want curly pubs stuck between...
It isn't nice to keep secrets. Do tell of this gift.
Ah, monday. Well, it's Friday here in the land of Earth and if your missin' a pokin' you can always use yogurt pops. They are good for...
Ooo, down there? :drool:
Really? Pray, do tell what it is you are, because you and I don't seem to be speaking on the same level. I'm up here You down here.
Favorite troll? Very good, very good. However, I'm sure you think me a shit stirrer when in truth I'm just this vulgar and out to get ya. So,...
snicker? What the candy bar? Oh, you're one of those...
Ooo, a girl of wits I see. Then, you must know that while alliteration is the forum, consonance is the topic and I, a lover of words, prefer the...
That's not funny. You don't know about my family nor do you know what happened. Fucking inappropriate.
Hellz yes, you do. Boing, boing!
Touchy feely. What the hell else is touchy feely mean? Emotions, ha! That's just a vehicle towards sex and everyone knows it.
WTF? I'm not alliterating, dammit! Oh, here's an example, if I may: She slipped on the stiletto spikes of her spilled mess, when he spurted his...
Obviously you miss the point of BDSM - it isn't all about sex. It's about DOMMMINANCCEE. I don't have random thoughts - just replies. I don't...
Who are you talking to?
Then I think I'll remain a dude, thank you. I'm a chaste bitch - no lovin' for me for the next week. Oh, and it'll save poor miss puss - ya...
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