When I'm jacked: Tool (Opiate, Undertow, Aenima), Meshuggah (Chaosphere), Black Flag (Damaged), Velvet Acid Christ (Calling ov the Dead). Then...
I haven't had a white russian in eons. The only time I had some was when I was out with a girl who really liked them, and she insisted that I try...
Nice sig, dude! That's my favorite Deep Thought. I remember being perplexed and devastated with laughter when that one first aired. It became...
I dig the lip ring. It accentuates your pretty lips. The thing about a lip ring on a good-looking chick is that it makes me think of tugging on it...
I totally believe such things can and do happen. One time I was having sex and the condom tore off, and I didn't realize it until I was done and...
We had a similar incident where I grew up. There was some argument as to the whether or not it actually happened. I'm pretty sure it did. The...
I gotta give you props, DopeSickKid. You have a whole bunch of older, supposedly wiser people all riled up, and all you did was post a few pics...
Dude, you gotta sink it in her pussy to the hilt or you're still a virgin. Poking your dickhead in her ass doesn't count as getting laid.
As Burroughs said, it's not paranoia, it's a "heightened sense of reality".
Wait til you see my ass!
I spent plenty of time in detention. It was kind of a good thing because it was practically the only time I'd do my homework. It's been awhile,...
I feel your pain, bro. Last summer I lost my 11 most favorite CD's when my buddy's car got stolen in Vegas. It sucked ass. He was all torqued...
I'm a fan of Sixteen Stone, but after that they kinda lost me. I will say that I enjoy the remix album, Deconstructed. The remix of "Mouth" rules...
I, for one, am glad you didn't perish.
I'd let you in if you knocked at my door.
Hooray for me! Oh, I mean, thank you. Nice Days of the New quote.
Is that a drill in the background? Hot chicks and power tools is a killer combination.
"I am the son and heir of nothing in particular."
I know the album. I haven't listened to it in long time, but I like it. I saw KWS in a small club a few years ago, and he practically burned the...
Definitely Martha Stewart.
Separate names with a comma.