Yesterday I was watching football when she tells me that she is going out to get her nails done. Ok, thank you very much. Quick break from football.
My memory of Ace will always be the time I saw him in the bathroom of the record company I worked at. He was high as a kite just staring at the...
Ooh, that is hot.
Mine is the opposite. She's always hot and walks around all skimpy inside the house. She's thin, but has really big breasts and her nipples are...
There was a time that I considered booking sessions with some porn stars. I had talked to the personal assistant to Brittany Andrews about booking...
After thinking about it, I think this is my type. Only 1-2 girls have been exceptions in my lifetime. For the most part, the women have been...
Makes me wonder if we get stepped on while wearing shoes that we don't even really notice it. In your case, sounds painful. I remember the trains...
20 seconds??? Holy cow. You must be really good or he's really horny...or both.
I'm not the worrying type, but anyway, to each their own.
Hi. If you need help counting, I had a perfect math score on the SAT many years ago.
Reminds me of a time I went to a concert in Florida. The band announced that I was in from NY and for the local girls to treat me with good...
Last night off my gf and earlier today from what landed on my chest.
It's nothing good, unless you like that type of thing
That's nice that you were open enough to try it.
I always hated that 4 Non-Blondes song "What's Up"? Like a drill to my head.
I have an ex that tells me that she and her husband don't have sex anymore and that she masturbates thinking of the times we were together. She...
How old were you when you first had oral sex? I was a junior in High School whatever age that was How often do you have oral? Every week or two....
When I worked at Atlantic Records, there were constant lawsuits. I don't think modern musicians get ripped off much anymore because most use...
He was a dummy. It drives us legs/foot guys crazy.
I was caught by my dad once which was horrifying and by my gf once or twice, but she was pretty indifferent about it. I've never been one to...
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