No offense, but how is this thread different from every thread that bird_migration has ever made?
colt
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Congratulations!
I used to do that, but it somehow evolved into a rushed scribbled version. I guess it was so that I could save a valuable half-second of my life...
Did people in Medieval times have to sign things the way they talked? I bet it takes a long time to write "George son of William the Dragon...
boob
LOL! You're my new favorite person.
Nature's annoying. I hate it when I get bugs in my hair.
Why do you need it? I haven't seen mine since 1994 and it's never been a problem.
None of these are new words. Every one of them already exists. You guys need to read the rules of the thread. *hook*
You have a lot of siblings. Your parents must have been very horny. Kudos to your oldest brother though. Sugar mommas are the way to go.
sick sick sick
I used to complain about having no face until I met a man with no head.
It's great that you guys have managed to overcome this disability. I think you just summed up how all older siblings see their younger siblings.
You people obviously have dirty minds
I usually sleep wherever I pass out from exhaustion.
The purpose of life is pleasure. For example, I pleasure the wives of travelling business men. You could say that I give life purpose.
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