"Stumbleine" by Smashing Pumpkins always makes me want to cry.
Okay, now what?
The Mayans didn't stop calculating the patterns of the sky in 2012 because they were scared or because the world ended. They stopped because it...
"Wowie Kaboodles"? But regardless of such strange language, I agree. If I were Christopher Walken playing The Continental, and you were a...
My first kiss was also with a girl. But I must be missing out, as no guys are following me around...
In French, "I'm full" means "I'm pregnant." Fun fact.
Now it's time for...ELIOT RECITES LINES FROM CHAPPELLE'S SHOW!!!* *Batteries not included "Go upstairs and clean your room, mop-top....
My name is... Shake Zula, the mic rula You wanna trip? I'll bring it to ya Fry lock and I rock it like a cop I'm on top Meatwad you're up next...
No, you just make my brain hurt.
No, they usually aim for the face and gut.
I kind of look like Chris Cornell.
How much do you weigh?
I would sell my soul to play a mean guitar.
HipForums n00bs are the cutest n00bs of all.
It's okay, baby. We'll always have each other.
It's true, Happy, I love you more than I love cat turds on the floor of my garage. Mmm...how I love the smell of feline feces.
No, you see, I was indicating that your posts are so annoying and full of stupidity that I wish my brains could blow themselves out (like...
I've heard Pee-Chugger is good with her tongue. Miss Chugger, when you're done with Birdy and you wash out your mouth, will it be my turn?
If I wanted to listen to a stupid hippie blow bull-shit out of their ass, I would read Skip's books. Please stop posting. Thank you.
If I don't get some votes soon, you better believe I'm cracking some fucking skulls.
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