Please teach me, Obi-Wan.
That is a myth. Amish people invented computers.
Skin cancer: The other red meat.
That's not what I heard. Zing!
It worked for me. I mean...uhh...It worked for Pavel.
Sunscreen U. And that song by Lit.
If I saw you wearing wooden shoes in Pennsylvania, I would throw things at you. Wait, are you Amish? 'Cause Pennsylvania has a lot of Amish...
Fixed, so you agree with me.
Please do not interrupt my spamming.
Dell Taco? No, deleted.
Job interviews do suck, but if you suck, you will get the job.
I do not have a paradox, but I found a great pair of black utility boots for only $10 at a thrift store.
That is excessive. However, it does keep the aliens at bay.
The legal age is birth.
My cookies: "You will die. Eventually. Like...within the next 100 years, or something." "You will start a button factory, and you will get...
No one else has mentioned this, so I will help you out: Check the Fashion & Crafts forum.
Both the poem and this thread made me laugh. Especially the comment "hey spyder, fuck off and die" Keep up the good work, kids!
I'm still waiting to open up a fortune cookie and read, "Me love you long time. Sucky sucky. Five dorra."
I sent you an A for Christmas, but you must not have gotten it.
If Cliff writes notes, I will be sure to read your probably boring story.
Separate names with a comma.
