With a brief stop in sodomy, something this forum sees a lot of.
Yes, you are weird. And probably a dirty homo who should die. Have a nice day!
Give him the AIDs.
If I have a son, I plan on naming him John, after my father. I love my father more than most things in this world.
Yes, I have cable.
Yep, mine did.
How 'bout a lap dance?
Salem is in the 503 district? Hm...I would've thought it would be too far south.
Two guys walk into a bar. Bartender says, "How can I help you?" One replies, "Two mugs." Bartenders says, "I can see that. Now what do you want...
omg i amm soooo prowt of dat jok mab i shood b a comeeden wat do u tink??/
No, that is only your stomach.
Great, but why is that cow having sex with a sofa?
Come to think of it, botox is delicious.
Show we eat his brain now, or save it for later?
Wow, the Grateful Dead suck at Hearts.
I also want the ability of facial expression.
"Is this the 5:00 free crack give-away?!" Priceless...
Most likely, something dirty.
Are you suggesting they give the cows tug jobs? If so, you are a simple, vile creature who I hope has pictures of this circumstance and is...
I am too impatient for meditation. I want immediate results and the Atkins diet.
Separate names with a comma.
