Tattoos on the small of the back are the worst. A woman's lower back is one of the most sensual places on her body; it doesn't need embellishment....
Ladies: would you go for sex with two guys?
I never thought I'd see the day that Seamus posted a "dick size" thread.
Harriet Miers has withdrawn her nomination to my poll. Of course I wouldn't want that nasty old bitch anywhere near my pole.
Come on Seamus, lose that big-ass sig.
I have a thing for toolmaggot, she's such a smartass.
Have you ever fantasized about someone from this forum? (obviously not a complete list) ***NOBODY WILL KNOW WHO YOU VOTED FOR***
Ann Coulter Janine Garofalo Harriet Miers
I have nothing funny to say.
44 in fish years
How deep is the barrel Seamus? Aren't you scraping' that mother fucker yet?
Well, you'll never have to worry about that Seamus. If I'm gonna be impotant, I'm gonna look impotant.
Looks like a penis, only smaller.
I'll bet he's gluing her eyes shut right now.
is it up yer ass?
Come on Seamus, what's with that big ass signature? And the damn thing has a moire pattern like you scanned it in off a printed piece. Good God...
Only thing I see wrong is SeamusHeaney doesn't have his own "Girls: please talk to me about sex" category.
Chickenpox is a form of herpes
when the weather gets icky, suck on my dicky
head while taking a shit
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