geez, just let the man eat his eggs! you guys must all be on the rag [img]
holy shizznit thats a lot of fucken eggs. i had some sushi and edamame for dinner. yummmmmm........ i had eggs for breakfast, though. but only 2.
i'm confused
i've wondered this also. seems kinda cruel to me. sometimes you can tell that its a tape recording though.
i've been insane before. and i knew it. most times.
maybe he is an alien. like on men in black, whenever the aliens are in people, the people's eyes look funny, like they're off-center or something....
i love kevin spacey
ewwwwwwwwww
what a great episode. heroin hero hahaha!
i had a lesbian dream about bridget from the girls next door last night. she's way hotter than scott baio.
i am currently wearing 'sexy little things' from victorias secret. i looove smelling good and i like guys who wear good cologne. i like guys that...
i knew that... duh :&
shut up your face! you wish you did ;)
i was going to say the same thing! i mean, i am, but its different when it's written out and you can't see my facial expression. sometimes i think...
i like to light my socks on fire, its fun cuz the flames shoot up around the whole sock. and it makes my feet warm. ruins my socks, though....
i hope you do!
nah. i bore myself. i love reading my drunk posts the next day, though. they make me laugh.
how sure are you? wanna put a wager on that?
because that would be gay
i personally think that jesus will come back from the dead and eat all our faces off. and then anal rape us.
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