That's why I turned him down. I think he's shacking up with LuckyStripe now.
I once had a piece of asparagus approach me about a sex slave position.
I wonder if some plants are into seeing others made into salads.
Or a cucumber. I wonder if plants can masturbate.
Yes...i've seen the pictures. It wasn't pretty.
That statement reminds me of daddy.
I guess you just don't give the carrot what it needs.
[IMG]Cute but I fail to see sexy anywhere except for possibly the carrot.
Shoot, everyone knows that U is the most sexy letter in the alphabet.
Don't tease me.:mad:
I saw a show that featured one of the fetishes as being treated like an infant.
Just babied like no ones business. I'm still deciding if it's a fetish or not.:) Edit:It's not.
This guy must be really getting some then. [IMG]
They scare me. I hear they're great in bed though.
Gosh, I meant no offense.
Fag. I love everyone but the gingers.
That means you're actually gay. Not seeing race is a symptom of chronic homosexuality.
She is?:eek: I just thought she was doing a really long tanning experiment so she can see the effects then start a charity. Damn you Nick.
Thank you. You have now earned my respect.
Me and Oprah have a love hate relationship. It makes me see her as a little more human to know she maybe smoked crack.
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