I'd have to do my best to poke that sucker in the eyes and deter him from continuing with his attack while trying like the devil to get out of the...
I just like watching naked bodies meet and greet!
Yes, if Dr. Evil likes it, it must be good!
ask for information about the 3rd party and make my decision from that, if it was someone I was attracted or turned me on, well, let's have some...
It could put a new spin on accidental orgasm
Once a guy just came out and asked me to go to bed with him. So I did.
I'm like the playground, grass can't grow where it gets trampled on all the time!
1. because they are tired of getting pounded on and don't want to hurt their partners feelings so they are just trying to facilitate a happy...
That's heinous!
I think that Sponge bob would beat Stimpy, he's been too worn down my Ren all these years. Evo Morales vs Hugo Chavez
banned for not looking both ways before you cross the road
Steve buschemi would win, he would bite with those crazy teeth and distract with his crazy eyes, and I don't know Dave Grohl by name and too lazy...
looks like a visit to the doctor is in order
Learning to be happy with what you have and living within your means
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Enrique would beat Ricky, Enrique is more macho and I think bigger! Plus I like his songs better Cher vs Madonna
Start riding a unicycle wwydi as king all your wenches gave birth to only girl babies and you need a male progeny for your heir?
I guess you take your sperm to be analyzed to see if you have lots of little swimmers
banned for being an insufferable sports fan
what about the old types of candy, like the dots on paper and pixie sticks...I can't imagine that I'd still have the same old desire for those...
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