My wife actually prefers that people think that she is committing adultery rather than what we are doing. But again, she comes from a culture...
My first response was, What is this Christmas you humans speak of? But fortunately I stopped myself, and said, Yes it is the merry thing that I...
He was very jealous of me, and it could have been a different, and much more exciting relationship for us, if he accepted that I was her husband...
He sure was. When she finally decided to let him do it, we planned for a Saturday night, because, of course, I wanted to be aware of what, when...
I just looked back through this thread, and saw that I hadn't contributed any more than a joke, and then the story of how my wife was most likely...
Being that I speak several languages (as I posted a while back in this thread) I have always said, thank god I didn't have to learn English as a...
Living in Asia there were so many opportunities. In Japan I never did because my Japanese wife was not quite into sharing---and I was a good boy,...
Spats over rubber boots? (LMAO!) My dad had a pair of spats, which I still have today. In third grade, after watching, Some Like it Hot, I wore...
As far as the taco Christmas tree, I would remove the slices of sliced cheese. I would then sprinkle shredded cheese all over it, like tinsel. But...
Oh NO! I didn't think she'd notice!
Yes, and there is a lot of European pagan influence in it as well. The Christmas Tree is very shamanic and hails back to a tradition of the Axis...
And Merry Christmas to you too! The first time I wore one at Christmas time, I at first wondered, should I put some kind of garland on it, or a...
Yes----exactly! That's why it is a political scam to say that you can't say Merry Christmas, or that there is a war on Christmas. I learned a...
Since its close to the holidays, you see people running around in a Santa hat. Not me. I wear a top hat.
That reminds me of when my great-great-great-great grandmother sat in the witch trial at Salem, and those witches were making her turn her head in...
Merry Chri... Merry C-c-c-c... Merry... Merrrrrr... Mer... What is happening?! Who is doing this to me! Who?! I just want to say Merry...
Sales people. Especially those who think they have to go through so many 'No's' before they get a 'yes.' I am not talking about the concept that...
YES! Idiots! I will add to that uncultured slobs. I don't care what kind of culture a person is cultured in----just some kind of culture, and...
Good to know! The Tandy Leather company sells reindeer pelts for $100----fur still on them (granted they have surely gone up in price, that was...
I am pretty sure I already posted the 10 Years After song I had on the IG page. But I just happened to see that today, 12/19, is Alvin Lee's...
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