That Blasted Movie Movie Mind Raped Me!!!!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's wrong with Aerosmith?
I hope one of these days to get soma tattoos. I want a line of small ones going up the outside of my right leg, each mark symbolizing some big...
About a year ago, I came down with the UTI from hell with NO warning. I just woke up one evening with the worst one I've ever had. It landed me in...
What? I'm female. I can say from experience that we're evil and it's not chauvenistic crap.
The doctor said I was healthy. My parents are just nosy and paranoid. Oh well. Thanks, guys!
Face it. We're evil. Run away from us.
I'm trying to regulate my menustral cycle. It's never been even. I can go for months without one, then have two in one month. The slightest bit of...
I thought that was just hyperventilation. . .
Kidnap him and elope.
I'm solitary, in a community of solitaries that occasionally work together.
Mine told my roomie that there were too many people living in my head. I'm not sure how to take that.
I'm weird, too, but Salad Fingers somehow reminds me of every nightmare I've ever had. Eeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrggggggg. . .
Hey, I think Chris Rock IS funny!
I still think it's scary, either way.
I think it's funny that I can't walk for more than a mile before someone asks if I need a ride. Duuuuuuhhhhhh. . .
Hee hee. Bush just got nutted on one bubble and one leg got folded parallel to the rest of his bode. I love it! Again! Again!
T-shirt slogans? As long as it isn't obscene, I can't see anyone whining too much. Also, if there's a large group protesting, it would be easier...
I just throw them in the censer and light up, but then I have to relight them a few times.
I visited the home of a friand and fellow pagan recently, and mentioned to her that I had just come from a Bible study. Yes, I said it: a Bible...
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