Damn them. Damn them all.
Two Words: Operation Mayhem.
I believe in reincarnation. Nothing in nature goes to waste, why should a soul? The Goddess recycles!
Apparently, I am Angel Lady Xill. What was wrong with Squirrel?
Mmmmm. I wish I could just GO like that. I came this close to getting a big van a few months ago to live out of. It made perfect sense. My...
I do have a slight problem with leg hair. See, I'm really ticklish. . .
Humanity went barefoot for HOW many centuries??? I can't imagine it'll hurt you much.
I'm in Central Missouri. . . and at work at Super 8. . . on night shift. . . and I'm barefooted. . .
Run naked through the fountain at Ceasar's Palace with a lit stick of dynamite in each hand. Sing "Little Bunny Foo-Foo" until it blows. Have fun!
Cooooooooollll. . .
Paving paradise. I hate that song. It's a remake of. . . was it Amy Grant? I don't understand her. Has anyone noticed how many remakes of songs...
I'm about an hour's drive west of Columbia. Is anything going on in the area soon?
Please don't bash the graveyard shift. I can't work days. I'll be sick within two weeks, and I don't know why. I'm nocturnal by nature, which...
Huh. I'm broke. I make my own. :)
If it helps, this might be a sign that Wally's isn't making as much. Why are they suddenly THAT worried about taking over the cities that don't...
Well, I got irritated at the lack of options for one office, and wrote in Osama Bin Laden for county circuit judge. Does that count?
Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!
I use Firemountain, and they're great. I hear they're overpriced, though.
Ooooeer. Can I quote you?
Hey, I like your masters!
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