I always use a personal lubricant (it's easy to sneak it in at the self-checkout line at the grocery store with other stuff, so you don't have to...
They did that on a Seinfeld episode once.
The other night, driving home from work, I decided to see if I could find this grocery store downtown that this guy was telling me about. It's...
OK, like, last night, I was sitting around at work, bored, no appreciable work to do for at least another hour or so (yeah, I'm lucky like that!)...
Quote: "I've been dating this girl for a very long time (2 years), we do a lot together but our parents are both quite strict but we manage to see...
Wow, do you always do it roughly? I like it slow and gentle every now and then. lol
No, that couldn't have been the case. Because after a while, cum gets clear and less thick, just kinda wet. It didn't take her long at all to wake...
All true, you can bet on that. One time, when she came home late (from partying, I could tell, I was the only one awake, watching tv in the living...
I used to have to live with a guy that insisted that I pay him his share of the rent every month, even though I didn't have a job. I have jerked...
I used to jack off massively to my stepdaughter's panties. I was 21, my wife was 33, and my stepdaughter was 16. Yeah, weird, I know. But my...
I'm pretty sure mine was when I fucked my first wife for the first time. (We weren't married yet, sorry all you traditionalists.) Her parents were...
Well, I probably would have, except that it was my first time doing something like that and I was kinda paranoid. I don't know why, nobody ever...
I've jerked off at EVERY job I've had. (But only when I had time, or during lunch, etc. I'm not a slacker.) About a year ago, I decided to create...
Did you ever get her to take it all over her face? I love fucking a big pair of tits, and I always give the girl a nice blast in her face.
I've gotten caught several times, actually. A few times by my wife (no big deal there) but the first time it was my mom. I was lying on my side,...
I use a cockring, Astroglide, and just my thumb and forefinger. I make a ring with my fingers (like giving the OK sign), pull my foreskin down...
I do it in the restroom at work like, every day. But I work nights, and it's a pretty big building downtown, so nobody usually comes in there....
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