I have proof that Walmart is evil! I walked into a Walmart store this weekend, and I took this picture of the new greeter. [img]
It's true! McDonalds is evil! I was trying to order a Big Mac with a Diet Coke on Thursday evening, and the guy behind the counter who took my...
Did I mention that I like to eat turtle poop?
i like to eat turtle poop
Tough shit.
In other words, the gun-toting violent commie-moron party. Me? I'm a card carrying member of The "I Hate Politics, especially Partisan...
I was driving my car to my friend Mick's house today, when a raccoon ran out into the road in front of me. I hit the breaks and tried to miss him,...
That is a common misconception.
Yep, just boring old corn. [img]
Eugene, Scallops, Snails, Oysters, and Clams don't have faces. Do you eat those?
It's not that people don't want to see your ass, or your dirty skidmarked underwear. Most people can handle the site of an ass, or underwear, no...
HailToTheKing is just some moron who thinks it's cool to bash Star Wars because he's 19 years old, and he's too cool for that sort of thing.
I think a $50 dollar fine is totally justified. Sagging your pants makes you look like a total & complete idiot. I would call it The $50...
That's what some dumbass political junkie wingnut in here tried to tell me. /Just sayin.
I'm not really sure where I sit on the political fence, so I was hoping that some of you could help me figure it out. Here's what you need to...
Those are fucking hilarious. I hope they've been widely distributed in the newspapers across Iraq, just to give the Iraqis a few chuckles, and...
[img] You conspiracy theorists are funny little people.
You're only 21 years old. Wait until you have kids of your own, then your tune will change dramatically.
Wow. I'm really happy that you don't live and vote in the United States. I'm friends with a family from Venezuela, and they have nothing but...
This is a GREAT IDEA! I'm gonna do it today!!!! /not
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