I am everything.
Do not masturbate anymore.
Does it say anywhere in the Bible not to call retards "retards"? Well, maybe it does, I just don't remember... I'll have to consult my...
Anyone who puts me on their ignore list on Earth, I'll put on my ignore list in Heaven...
I'm not too much into this burning cd thing - I'm from the old school but I think the best way for you to burn a cd Jugaboob would be to just...
I'm glad were setting things straighteth here.
I don't want to - my Divine Intuition tells me it's not nice.
Look guys, you know that I love you and all that shit, but allow me to be a little more clear on this topic. I made the sky, planets,...
What color should I make it? Geeze, UPS is gonna sue me now? You organ bags really piss me off at times... I try to run a nice legitimate...
Well, to one farmer I gave one seed. To another I gave 100. The one who had one seed came up with one beautiful tree. The one who had 100 seeds...
Yeah, if you go to the can and your shit is brown, you might wind up in jail... You humans complicate things all the time...
Yeah, see, she's blind (dark glasses) and she won that medal because of bow shooting.
I HATE POLITICALLY CORRECTIVENESS. Mentally challenged, visually challenged - it's like "I'm politelly saying that such or such part of you is...
Kids, It ain't THAT bad to call the retards "retards". Why? Glad you asked the Divine One. First of all - calling them retards is thier...
Don't forget that Moses used to assfuck his camels...
That depends, how comfortable are you on a cross with nails that go through your wrists with blood gushing out?
"The Color Brown is tademarked by UPS!" There's simply too much tademark going on these days.
If I was a human, I'd sure like that and I'd step inside, caress your breast till your nipples poped out, I'd get on my knees and lick your...
My son, The death of one is the death of all. Love one another - not TOO much but love one another. Ain't I Celestial or ain't I? Dad.
I am your Father. I am the Omega and the Beta. I everything, everywhere at all time. I'm also the guy who watches you when you shower.
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