Saturdays I do stuff. Sundays, I have coffee with my mother and then I do nothing at all, or anything I want, or dance naked in the streets....
our Relay for Life team is having a chili cookoff tonight. Needless to say, my chili is gunna winnnnn! :D
People tell me I look just like my mother - we have a lot of the same mannerisms and personality traits, yes, but I don't see the clear...
the number one way to get a woman to understand you is by using proper punctuation and grammar when you type. I am the Grammar Nazi. I will eat...
mmm moldy fingers...my favorite! Took our dog to the vet yesterday for an ear infection...my vet told us he's "too wide." Don't understand what...
I'm not skinny and I've never had an issue with my body/weight. I'm a little too overweight now, but that doesn't bring my confidence down...I'm...
I feel like a zombie today. I had to refrain from eating people's faces.
Don't you lie to me! You think those wrestlers are sexy! I live for foreplay. Except at 11 last night when I couldn't sleep and I said to my...
I was a lifeguard for a long time...on the coast and at a few pools. I taught swim lessons to kids and adults. I taught this one swim lesson at...
I have the same issues with plugging things in. The worst one is trying to plug my phone in in the dark. I'm surprised I haven't broken the damn...
I gots new spark plugs...my beast roars like it should now.
I dunno if its just me, but some good old fashion charming really works. I love when a guy picks out random obscure things about me and...
I also don't eat popcorn for the very same reason. I pick at my teeth for days afterward. I also don't eat caramel, taffy, hard candies, and some...
26. I delete them on occasion...no one really PMs me unless there is a conversation to be had.
I was saved once. I'll spare the details but a bullet was about to go through my skull.
this redo of a Bob Dylan song...beautiful. It actually makes me feel something....
I'm a nose person, too. I hate the way my nose looks like from the side. I have an ugly profile.
I feel like my forehead is abnormally large and my ears stick out sorta.
of course you're insane! :2thumbsup: No one is more insane than me, though...I'm all sorts of fucked up :D
new cars scare the shit outta me...all these sensors and electrical components. My check engine light came on for some ridiculous evap...
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